The Food Natzi

January 6th, 2010 - Today I had a visit from the food Natzi. No, the food Natzi did not face me head on, the food Natzi came while I was at work and ransacked my house, leaving me with empty shelves and a fridge that only has condiments. What good is mustard without ham, salami and cheese. Or ketchup without french fries and hotdogs, or better still, what can I possibly do with milk, without a piece of chocolate cake, or a cinnamon roll. Also gone are all the foods needed for medicinal purposes. Gone is the chocolate pudding that always cured my sore throat. No where in sight is the DARK chocolate truffles that have been proven to be full on antioxidents (I already feel myself getting sick). And there is not a trace of crackers, chips, doritos, or cheetos, when we all know how important grains are for your digestive system. Yes, my snacks were loaded with grains and just a slight dusting of parmesan cheese or sour cream flavoring or cheddar cheese.

So I am left with a bag of spinach, without any bacon bits, lettuce without any creamy Italian Dressing, and whole grain bread, without any jelly, peanut butter. or nutella. I am left with food that will probably put my body into shock, as it tries to digest vitamins, minerals, and other unknown things that are supposed to be good for you. What am I going to do, am I going to have to start hiding things, but what if the Natzi comes again? Am I doomed to a life of exercise and healthy eating....stay tuned...